Recently, My Bride and I spent a week at a resort in Cancun.* One morning I was enjoying a long walk on the beach when I encountered a woman sunbathing topless. Face up. To my knowledge, this was not a dedicated nude beach; indeed, I had minutes ago walked by a family playing in the water. What follows is the actual transcript of a brief mental conversation I had with Myself upon making this discovery:
Me: “Oh my god! That woman is topless! What if little kids were to see that?!”
Myself: “Then, I suppose, they would see an adult woman’s breasts.”
*She was there giving a lecture at a medical conference. I tagged along in the capacity of Trophy Husband.